1 00:00:08,261 --> 00:00:10,141 [Frank] Now, nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate 2 00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:13,580 is the Garden of Eden, but it's been a good home to us, 3 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:17,501 to me, Frank Gallagher, and me kids, who I'm proud of, 4 00:00:17,581 --> 00:00:21,940 cos every single one of 'em reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:22,021 --> 00:00:24,261 See, they can all think for themselves, 6 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:26,460 which they've got me to thank for. 7 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:27,660 [Lip] Quick, leg it! 8 00:00:27,741 --> 00:00:30,061 [Frank] Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, 9 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:32,540 which is why nobody calls him Phillip anymore. 10 00:00:32,621 --> 00:00:35,141 Ian, lot like his mam, which is handy for the others, 11 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:37,141 cos she's disappeared into thin air. 12 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:39,981 And Carl. We daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons. 13 00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:42,661 One, it makes it stand on end and makes him look like Toyah. 14 00:00:42,741 --> 00:00:44,101 Two, nits love him. 15 00:00:44,181 --> 00:00:47,260 Debbie! Sent by God, total angel. 16 00:00:47,341 --> 00:00:48,421 You've to check your change, 17 00:00:48,501 --> 00:00:50,701 but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favor. 18 00:00:51,501 --> 00:00:54,781 Plus lickle Liam, who's gonna be a star someday. 19 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:57,821 Sheila, me bird. Couldn't be happier. 20 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,860 One plate short of a full set, like. 21 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:03,061 And fantastic neighbors, Kev and Veronica. 22 00:01:03,141 --> 00:01:05,381 Lend you anything. Well, almost anything. 23 00:01:05,461 --> 00:01:07,821 Carol and Marty, the lodgers from hell. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,181 Last of the lonely hearts and a psychologist's wet dream. 25 00:01:11,261 --> 00:01:12,861 Still, nobody's perfect. 26 00:01:12,941 --> 00:01:16,661 But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost 27 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:19,541 one of the most vital necessities in life is, 28 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,981 they know how to throw a party! 29 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:23,500 [chuckles] Scatter! 30 00:01:23,581 --> 00:01:26,261 [Lip] Sometimes things you do lead somewhere. 31 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:28,901 Other times, they're just an end in themselves. 32 00:01:28,981 --> 00:01:30,981 -["Boys will be Boys" playing] -Trouble is, you never know. 33 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:33,621 Me and Ian, we're both young, free and single. 34 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:36,301 No baggage, right? Free to move on. 35 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:39,621 Except sometimes the past comes back at you that fast, 36 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,220 you can't get out the way. 37 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,700 ♪ Boys will be boys ♪ 38 00:01:46,420 --> 00:01:49,821 ♪ There's been girls That have stolen our hearts ♪ 39 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:56,220 ♪ But their arms Simply couldn't be prized apart... ♪ 40 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,940 [exhales] 41 00:02:10,181 --> 00:02:11,661 [Frank's voice echoing] Ciggies... ciggies. 42 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,741 [slurring] ...fucking ciggies. 43 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,141 Ciggies. 44 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,501 Could I trouble you for a ciggie? 45 00:02:30,301 --> 00:02:33,781 You two birds look like fish out of water. 46 00:02:34,341 --> 00:02:37,061 -You're not students, are you? -Yeah, we are, actually. 47 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:39,061 Oh. 48 00:02:39,901 --> 00:02:42,061 You know, the only thing I learnt at school... 49 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:46,181 don't fucking kick against the pricks. 50 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:49,021 O-Level, fucking conformity. 51 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:52,861 GCSE, don't talk out of line. 52 00:02:53,421 --> 00:02:55,820 I was 25 'fore I knew who I was. 53 00:02:57,661 --> 00:02:59,700 Oh, am I bothering you? 54 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:02,061 I'm sorry. I think we're just in the wrong pub. 55 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:03,861 Yeah, well, 56 00:03:03,941 --> 00:03:06,141 every pub's the wrong fucking pub, innit? 57 00:03:07,341 --> 00:03:08,861 Fucking Casablanca... 58 00:03:08,941 --> 00:03:11,380 Tell you what. If I give you a fiver... 59 00:03:11,461 --> 00:03:12,741 Yeah? 60 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,221 ...will you fuck off and leave us alone? 61 00:03:15,141 --> 00:03:15,980 Yeah. 62 00:03:19,021 --> 00:03:19,861 Dickhead. 63 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:20,980 [both laugh] 64 00:03:21,061 --> 00:03:23,141 -Are we off home? -Nah, night's young. 65 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:25,061 -You hungry? -Yeah. 66 00:03:26,301 --> 00:03:27,221 Do you want a curry... 67 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:28,820 or cock? 68 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,341 What do you mean? 69 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:33,741 [chuckles] Come on, I'll show you. 70 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:35,181 [both giggle] 71 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,061 I'm not sure about this, Mick. 72 00:03:37,140 --> 00:03:39,140 Fuck it, I come down here all the time. 73 00:03:39,221 --> 00:03:41,341 Yeah, but I don't just wanna fuck someone. 74 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,221 You're not fucking. 75 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:45,781 -You what? -[sighs] 76 00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:48,700 One bloke in there. One bloke in the end. 77 00:03:49,301 --> 00:03:50,140 Bob's your uncle. 78 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:53,100 -[sighs] There's a hole! -Oh. 79 00:03:53,181 --> 00:03:54,461 [Mick clears throat] 80 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,980 -[man clears throat] -[Mick laughs] 81 00:03:56,661 --> 00:03:57,540 Yeah. 82 00:03:59,061 --> 00:04:01,021 -You're on. -[both chuckle] 83 00:04:01,581 --> 00:04:03,781 Oh, you're meant to give 'em a little present after. 84 00:04:04,221 --> 00:04:05,461 You know, for services rendered. 85 00:04:06,061 --> 00:04:07,621 Still got that bottle of poppers on you? 86 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:09,700 -Yeah. -That'll do, go on. 87 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:11,860 [Mick snickers] 88 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,061 Fuck's sake. 89 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:16,180 Hey, suck him off and you get a present back. 90 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:17,701 [Ian] Nah. 91 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,420 No, sorry love, you've-- you've got the wrong Jockey. 92 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,740 This is in Gorton. You're in Chatsworth. 93 00:04:23,821 --> 00:04:25,661 So you don't have a band playing here at all? 94 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:27,141 -No. -[Lip scoffs] 95 00:04:27,221 --> 00:04:29,101 You're not missing much, anyway. 96 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:31,101 I saw them in Salford last month. They're shite. 97 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:32,021 I know. 98 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:35,701 My mate fancies the drummer. I only came as her alibi. 99 00:04:35,781 --> 00:04:36,940 Her folks are a bit strict. 100 00:04:37,021 --> 00:04:38,940 They think she's at my house revising. 101 00:04:39,021 --> 00:04:40,620 Well, could be fate. 102 00:04:40,701 --> 00:04:43,821 -Do you want another drink? -Yeah. Why not? 103 00:04:44,861 --> 00:04:46,381 Two glasses of white wine please. 104 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,901 Come on, then. Let's go into town. 105 00:04:49,981 --> 00:04:51,461 Hang on, I'm just having a drink. 106 00:04:52,381 --> 00:04:53,341 -This is Lip. -All right? 107 00:04:53,421 --> 00:04:55,221 [Anna] He's bought you one. 108 00:04:57,421 --> 00:04:58,740 Here you go. 109 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:00,940 You're welcome. 110 00:05:02,981 --> 00:05:05,180 -Right, then. I'm off home. -[Debbie] Oh. 111 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:06,500 You not staying tonight, then? 112 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:10,021 No. I don't stay every night, Debbie. We've been through this. 113 00:05:10,661 --> 00:05:12,301 -I don't live here, love. -Really? 114 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:13,781 Really. 115 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,101 So I'll just get my things, and I'm off. [chuckles, kisses] 116 00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:20,341 Goodnight. 117 00:05:21,341 --> 00:05:23,180 Bit moody, isn't she? Your mate. 118 00:05:23,261 --> 00:05:24,861 Yeah, well, she's spoiled. 119 00:05:25,381 --> 00:05:26,781 Her dad's loaded. 120 00:05:26,861 --> 00:05:29,021 She doesn't like it when she's not the center of attention. 121 00:05:29,101 --> 00:05:30,301 She's getting some attention now. 122 00:05:31,421 --> 00:05:33,581 I tell you, the lads in this pub, predatory! 123 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:36,581 [chuckles] 124 00:05:37,221 --> 00:05:38,180 I best make a move. 125 00:05:40,221 --> 00:05:41,141 That's a shame. 126 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,060 I was going to invite you round for coffee. 127 00:05:44,781 --> 00:05:46,620 What? I've only just met you, and you think I'm gonna 128 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:48,461 come around to your house? At this time of night? 129 00:05:49,901 --> 00:05:51,661 [scoffs] I'll get my coat. 130 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,541 [glasses clattering] 131 00:06:07,581 --> 00:06:09,861 -[music playing over TV] -[indistinct squeaking] 132 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:12,301 What was that? 133 00:06:13,261 --> 00:06:14,821 What was what? 134 00:06:15,821 --> 00:06:16,661 [TV switches off] 135 00:06:16,740 --> 00:06:18,180 It's Pimp My Ride, what you doing? 136 00:06:18,261 --> 00:06:20,380 -[squeaking continues] -What's that noise? 137 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:24,740 -Sue and Marty shagging? -Carl! 138 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:27,461 -Can't we listen? -[TV switches on] 139 00:06:28,461 --> 00:06:29,940 -Gross. -[Ian laughing] 140 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:32,701 Hiya. 141 00:06:33,301 --> 00:06:35,021 Debbie, Carl. This is... 142 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:36,981 -a friend of mine. -Hello. 143 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:39,740 -[Anna] Nice to meet you. -Do you want a coffee? 144 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,661 No. Not really. 145 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,341 Right. 146 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:47,500 Well, we're just gonna pop upstairs for a bit. 147 00:06:50,261 --> 00:06:52,661 -[Anna laughing] -[footsteps receding] 148 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:55,620 Do you ever think of anything apart from sex? 149 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,581 Yeah. 150 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,060 Girls. 151 00:07:00,141 --> 00:07:02,341 [Sue moaning] 152 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,021 Come on, love. I'm closing up now. 153 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:08,380 [Janie grunts] 154 00:07:11,701 --> 00:07:12,740 Come on. 155 00:07:13,820 --> 00:07:14,861 [retches] 156 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:17,141 -Ugh! For fuck's sake! -[coughing] 157 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,021 These are brand new. 158 00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:21,620 -How did you get like this? -I don't know. 159 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,461 Come on. It's all right. It's all right. Come on. 160 00:08:24,541 --> 00:08:26,541 -It was good of you to phone us. -Oh, it's all right. 161 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,940 Can't have her getting in a cab that state, it's not safe. 162 00:08:30,141 --> 00:08:31,380 I can't understand what's happened. 163 00:08:31,461 --> 00:08:34,180 I mean, how'd she get like this? Somebody spike her drink? 164 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,421 [Kev] Eh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 165 00:08:35,501 --> 00:08:37,541 nothing like that goes on here, mate. 166 00:08:38,180 --> 00:08:39,580 No, no, I'm sure. It's just... 167 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,261 I don't think she's ever been in a pub before. 168 00:08:43,340 --> 00:08:44,421 Oh, right. 169 00:08:44,501 --> 00:08:45,781 She's probably just not used to it, then. 170 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,061 -[Janie's dad sighs] -Kids, eh? 171 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:48,541 Listen... 172 00:08:49,381 --> 00:08:51,301 me and the wife really appreciate this. 173 00:08:51,381 --> 00:08:53,781 If you fancy a bet... 174 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:56,821 I've got a little filly won't let you down. 175 00:08:57,861 --> 00:08:59,541 Only... keep it to yourself. 176 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,581 I don't want the odds affected or people getting suspicious. 177 00:09:02,661 --> 00:09:03,980 Why would people get suspicious? 178 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,220 -Because take it from me... -[paper rips] 179 00:09:06,821 --> 00:09:09,501 -...this horse has already won. -Yeah, all right. 180 00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:12,301 Hey. I'm a man of me word. 181 00:09:12,381 --> 00:09:14,100 And I don't give out these tips to anyone. 182 00:09:15,501 --> 00:09:17,181 If you don't believe me, 183 00:09:17,261 --> 00:09:19,460 check out the first race at York tomorrow. 184 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:21,821 The favorite will pull up lame. 185 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:25,340 I think the world of my daughter, mate. 186 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,701 You do yourself a favor. 187 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,421 Morning, Debs. 188 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,141 -Er, tea? -Yeah, please. 189 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,181 [dishes clatter] 190 00:09:51,621 --> 00:09:52,460 I was just, er... 191 00:09:53,141 --> 00:09:55,340 checking the weather-- Raining like fuck! 192 00:09:55,421 --> 00:09:56,901 You know how tight things are in this house. 193 00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:59,741 If someone's living here, they should pay their whack. 194 00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:01,381 Right, fine. I totally agree with you. 195 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,220 Did Sue really go home last night? 196 00:10:05,301 --> 00:10:06,701 [moans] 197 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:08,980 -Scream, you bitch. -[Sue screams] 198 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:13,941 Yeah, yeah-- No! Yes, she did. 199 00:10:18,381 --> 00:10:19,701 [door opens] 200 00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:20,860 -[Sheila] Ah! -[baby whines] 201 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,100 [Sheila sighs] 202 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,821 [exhales] There you go. 203 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,860 [Frank] What's up with you? 204 00:10:28,581 --> 00:10:29,460 Post. 205 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,460 [scoffs] So, "Do you wish to change your gas supplier?" 206 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,501 Fucking deckchairs on the Titanic, innit? 207 00:10:34,581 --> 00:10:35,741 This one's from Auntie Pat. 208 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:40,621 Oh, it's Beryl and Aidan. 209 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,181 Who are they? 210 00:10:42,261 --> 00:10:44,701 Haven't got a clue, but they send every year, 211 00:10:44,781 --> 00:10:45,741 Christmas and... 212 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:47,581 birthdays. 213 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:49,941 [chuckles] 214 00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:54,781 Shite! 215 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,701 Got to be fucking cards in here. 216 00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:02,740 Come on, help us out here, lads! 217 00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:06,941 Have-- have I seen something I shouldn't have? 218 00:11:07,021 --> 00:11:08,100 No, no. Nothing. 219 00:11:08,181 --> 00:11:09,501 What have you got there? 220 00:11:10,141 --> 00:11:12,501 No, really. It's nothing. 221 00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,340 You can't fool me, Frank Gallagher. 222 00:11:14,421 --> 00:11:16,021 Pretending you've forgot when you haven't. 223 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:17,980 [laughs nervously] 224 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,860 Oh, well, never mind. Give it me tonight at the pub. 225 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,021 -I'm so excited. -[chuckles nervously] 226 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,701 [Sheila giggles, sighs] 227 00:11:27,581 --> 00:11:29,021 Fucking help you were, weren't you? 228 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,061 Sherlock Holmes and Watson. 229 00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:34,421 -[Sue] Hiya. -Hiya, love. You all right? 230 00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:36,860 Yeah. Erm, couple of scratch cards, please. 231 00:11:36,941 --> 00:11:39,340 All right, Mandy? Not long to go, eh? 232 00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:41,661 No. Only a couple of weeks, please God. 233 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,181 Like I'm walking round with a bloody Christmas turkey jammed up me muff. 234 00:11:44,261 --> 00:11:45,661 -[all laugh] -Oi, son! 235 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,460 No hoods in the shop, please. 236 00:11:48,821 --> 00:11:50,821 I said take your sodding hood off! 237 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:53,220 Is he bleeding deaf? 238 00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:56,621 -[grunts] -[indistinct shouting] 239 00:11:57,901 --> 00:11:59,621 -[Sue screams] -[Yvonne] Oi! 240 00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:01,541 Get off, you little wanker, that's my bag! 241 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,021 -[women grunt] -[Sue] No! Get off! 242 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,781 Hey! Ey! 243 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,381 -[Mandy grunts] Shit. -[Sue grunts] 244 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,301 I don't believe that. 245 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,301 Five times in two months. 246 00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,220 -[Mandy grunts] -Are you all right, Mandy, love? 247 00:12:13,301 --> 00:12:15,021 I think me water's broken. 248 00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:18,301 Ooh, yeah. 249 00:12:22,061 --> 00:12:23,980 [both moaning] 250 00:12:24,061 --> 00:12:25,261 [Anna moaning] 251 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,381 Lip. They've robbed the shop... 252 00:12:29,941 --> 00:12:31,381 Mandy Maguire's been taken to hospital. 253 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,621 Shit! 254 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:33,781 [Anna grunts] 255 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,661 She's been taken off in an ambulance. 256 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,541 -What you doing? -Really sorry. 257 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,701 No, where you going? 258 00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:41,340 [sighs] 259 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:43,701 He's... 260 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:45,100 gone to see Mandy. 261 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,021 -She's having his baby. -[door closes] 262 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,541 If I give you a fiver, will you fuck off and leave me alone? 263 00:13:03,941 --> 00:13:06,421 "Redcar." Is that the name of the horse? 264 00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,701 -That's the racetrack, innit? -All right, all right. 265 00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:10,141 Here we go, 266 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:13,220 "Rat Pack, three-ten, Redcar, Saturday." 267 00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:15,021 Right. How much we got in the jar-- ? 268 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,381 Ah, ah, no you don't. We've got bills. 269 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:17,860 But this geezer claims it's a dead cert. 270 00:13:17,941 --> 00:13:19,220 Oh, dead cert? 271 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:21,501 According to some knobhead you met at last orders? 272 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,141 He wasn't a knobhead. He was wearing a suit. 273 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,141 Oh, all right then, some knobhead in a suit. 274 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,021 Don't mean he can see into the future. 275 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,261 -Come on, Vee. -We could paper the walls 276 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:31,261 with dead certs you've had down that boozer. 277 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:33,501 Everyone in there thinks they're John bastard McCririck. 278 00:13:33,581 --> 00:13:35,261 I know but there was something about him that... 279 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:36,901 just seemed a bit different, that's all. 280 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,141 [Veronica exhales] If you wanna waste a tenner, fine. 281 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,061 But that's it. 282 00:13:41,141 --> 00:13:43,141 Fucks sake. Where's your sense of adventure-- 283 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,701 You don't need a sense of adventure livin' round here. 284 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,340 In fact, Kev, that's the last fucking thing you need. 285 00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,340 [Kev sighs] 286 00:13:51,381 --> 00:13:52,460 Oi! 287 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,941 No, you listen to me, Gunga Din. 288 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,781 My daughter gets the best treatment 289 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,901 that money can buy. 290 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:03,460 Don't give me any of this NHS shite... 291 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,821 [Lip] Please, love, you've got to help me. 292 00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,261 That girl over there's is pregnant with my baby, 293 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,581 and that's her dad. If he sees me, I'm dead. 294 00:14:09,661 --> 00:14:10,860 Fine! 295 00:14:10,941 --> 00:14:13,620 What the fuck are you doing here, Gallagher? 296 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,620 D'you mind? I'm here to see my cousin. 297 00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:18,500 We're trying to have a private family conversation. 298 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,381 Really? 299 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,901 Sorry, love. Got here as quick as I could. 300 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,421 Who are these? 301 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,581 This is Philip "Shagger" Gallagher. 302 00:14:26,661 --> 00:14:28,740 -Your wife's cousin. -Cousin? 303 00:14:28,821 --> 00:14:30,220 Yeah, you mean to say you don't recognize him? 304 00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:32,181 You haven't got any cousins. 305 00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,340 Oh, wait a minute. You filthy little bitch. 306 00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:36,021 -No. Listen-- -[man] This is him, innit? 307 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:39,220 -Whoa. You little scumbag. -You little shite. 308 00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:41,541 You stay away from my daughter and her baby. 309 00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:43,620 Baby-- 310 00:14:45,821 --> 00:14:46,860 [echoing] Baby... 311 00:14:46,941 --> 00:14:48,220 [baby cooing] 312 00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,220 [grunts] 313 00:14:56,821 --> 00:14:58,381 Baby... 314 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,181 [echoing] She had a baby. 315 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:11,100 No, no. It's lovely, Frank, really. 316 00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,740 [Frank] I am sorry about your present, love. 317 00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:17,061 [scoffs] God, I wanted to fucking smack them. 318 00:15:17,141 --> 00:15:19,261 Had to hold meself back, you know, but... 319 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,220 but these people, I mean, they've got no scruples, 320 00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:24,740 they just see human life as a disposable item. 321 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,381 Oh, well. 322 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,021 At least you're safe. That's the main thing. 323 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:31,061 I just thought, you know... 324 00:15:31,141 --> 00:15:34,301 -But who am I to say? -Don't fret, Sheila. 325 00:15:35,181 --> 00:15:37,500 You'll have something. I... 326 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:39,941 Something special, you know. I just to need to, you know... 327 00:15:40,821 --> 00:15:42,901 -get it sorted. -[whispers] OK. 328 00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:44,941 -[sighs] -What's for dinner? 329 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,821 Made you a shepherd's pie. I, erm... 330 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,340 I forgot to defrost it. You'll have to sort it out yourself. 331 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,620 Meself? 332 00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:57,500 Yeah, well. I did what I could, you know? 333 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,781 I had a pop. 334 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:01,220 But these little tossers, 335 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:03,661 little kids with big fucking knives, 336 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:04,941 must've been Seven Samurai. 337 00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:06,821 -[indistinct chatter on TV] -Make Poverty History. 338 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,781 Yeah? Just let 'em all machete each other to death. 339 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,781 Job done. Thank you, Gordon fucking Brown. 340 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,100 Frank, hang on a minute. 341 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,181 [Frank] Jez, can I get another packet of crisps, I'm fucking starving here. 342 00:16:17,261 --> 00:16:19,661 -It's all fucking different n-- -Frank. Shut it. 343 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,620 [commentator] ...by the sounds of it. 344 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:23,581 And the news coming in, and it's a turn-up. 345 00:16:23,661 --> 00:16:24,980 Rockin' Robin, the hot favorite, 346 00:16:25,061 --> 00:16:26,821 has pulled up lame in the paddock, 347 00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,421 just ten minutes before the off. 348 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,061 Check out the first race at York tomorrow. 349 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,421 The favorite will pull up lame. 350 00:16:35,181 --> 00:16:36,141 Fuck me. 351 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,301 ...favorite backers here, Rockin' Robin... 352 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,340 -See that's the problem-- -[commentary continues on TV] 353 00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:42,100 I was fucking talking to you. 354 00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,181 We'll sell the car. 355 00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:45,620 The car? We only just got it. 356 00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:47,100 It's the most valuable thing we've got. 357 00:16:47,181 --> 00:16:49,380 We-- we don't just wanna put a few quid on, do we? 358 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,340 It's one extreme to the other with you, innit? 359 00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:54,620 The bet's for real. The horse pulled up lame, 360 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:55,661 just like he said. 361 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,460 It was it definitely the right horse? 362 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,261 -First race at York, favorite. -And this Rat Pack, 363 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:02,821 -it's nine to one? -That's what it said in the paper. 364 00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:06,380 Oh, Kev, just think what we can do with all that money. 365 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,140 Right. 366 00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:09,781 We'll get all the cash together we can, 367 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:10,940 and we'll put it all on. 368 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:12,781 -Agreed? -Agreed. 369 00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:15,301 Oh, wait, Vee. Hey, remember, 370 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,981 main thing, mum's the word, all right? 371 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,541 I promised that bloke I wouldn't tell anyone. 372 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,660 And we don't want the odds getting fucked up. 373 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,140 I haven't! 374 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:27,061 And we're off. 375 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,660 Nah. Sorry, mate. Not interested. 376 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:33,781 Not much demand for these. 377 00:17:33,861 --> 00:17:36,180 No demand? When you sold it a few weeks ago, 378 00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:38,180 you said they were selling like hotcakes. 379 00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:40,341 Was weeks ago, weren't it? The market's up and down, innit? 380 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,900 -Waggy, come on. -I'll tell you what I'll do. 381 00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:45,420 I'll give you two hundred for it... 382 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,341 if you give me the name of this horse. 383 00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:53,821 You robbing bastard. 384 00:17:55,461 --> 00:17:56,301 I'll give you a tenner. 385 00:17:56,381 --> 00:17:58,940 A tenner? You taking the piss? 386 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,861 Well... fifty... 387 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:03,981 if you tell us the name of this horse. 388 00:18:05,781 --> 00:18:06,781 Fucking hell! 389 00:18:13,581 --> 00:18:16,541 I told you! We have to keep quiet about this, Vee. 390 00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:17,621 I did! 391 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:19,501 I haven't told anyone. 392 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,101 [sighs] 393 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,821 I did mention it to me mam. 394 00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:26,420 Oh! Was that before or after 395 00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:28,501 you took a double page ad out in the Evening News? 396 00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:31,501 I didn't tell her the name of the horse. 397 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,940 -Look, I'm sorry. -No. It's just... 398 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,940 why does our life have to be so shit? 399 00:18:38,021 --> 00:18:39,061 Eh, hang on. 400 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:43,461 Wasn't shit two days ago, before you got this stupid tip. 401 00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:46,061 [sighs] 402 00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:47,821 Look... 403 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,541 here's 20 quid. Go and put that on. 404 00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,180 Bollocks to the catalogue this week. 405 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,940 But that'll only win us 180 quid. 406 00:18:58,021 --> 00:19:00,221 Well, it's 180 quid more than we've got now. 407 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,101 We've never had money before, and we've always been happy. 408 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,221 [Kev grumbles] 409 00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:07,861 [sighs] Maybe it's just not meant to be. 410 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,861 Me having money. 411 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,301 So what? 412 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:12,501 You've got me. 413 00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:31,861 No, actually, Carol, erm, I wanted to ask you a favor. 414 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,940 A little bastard's nicked the present that I'd bought 415 00:19:35,021 --> 00:19:36,420 -for Sheila-- -"Neither a borrower 416 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:39,461 nor a lender be," Frank. Shakespeare. 417 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:41,221 Yeah, well, he was all right, wasn't he? 418 00:19:41,301 --> 00:19:42,940 He was at Anne Hathaway's fucking cottage. 419 00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,660 Sheila's gone on cookery strike. 420 00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:48,621 It's the winter of fucking discontent, in me own house. 421 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,261 I mean, fucking, what's it all about, eh? 422 00:19:50,341 --> 00:19:51,981 I'm being punished. 423 00:19:52,061 --> 00:19:53,581 And for what? For missing her birthday. 424 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,101 And what's that? Another staging post-- 425 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,101 another staging post-- 426 00:19:57,180 --> 00:20:00,900 another staging post on the long road to death... 427 00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,341 to death-- to death-- 428 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,940 to fucking oblivion... 429 00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:05,821 Change the bloody record, Frank. 430 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:06,981 Hey, listen. 431 00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:09,861 Is it true about Kev and this tip? 432 00:20:10,461 --> 00:20:12,741 My lips are sealed. But yes, it is. 433 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,781 Oh, 'ey up, here's Hinge and fucking Bracket. 434 00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:17,141 Right, listen up. 435 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:19,900 We're investigating a serious crime that's taken place. 436 00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:21,101 Fuck off. 437 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,461 Oi! Can we have your attention please? 438 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,180 -Quiet! -[Tony] Oi! 439 00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,381 -Quiet! -[indistinct chatter] 440 00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,940 ["Don't Stop Movin'" playing] 441 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,541 -[music stops] -[chatter dies down] 442 00:20:32,141 --> 00:20:35,420 That's better. Now then, I've got some questions. 443 00:20:36,741 --> 00:20:38,021 Excuse me. 444 00:20:40,101 --> 00:20:41,981 -If you don't mind. -No. 445 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,821 Right, first things first. 446 00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:49,261 My daughter's been knocked down. 447 00:20:49,341 --> 00:20:51,501 And someone's gonna get a big fucking kicking for it, 448 00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:54,221 -I'll tell you that for nothing. -That's not the fucking half of it. 449 00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:55,341 [Patrick] Yeah. 450 00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:58,821 Cos the stupid little prick that stole my Mandy's bag... 451 00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,341 took something else, too. 452 00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:03,501 Piece of jewelry. 453 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,541 Belonging to my wife. 454 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,660 Which, let's put it this way, has great sentimental value. 455 00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:11,180 I want it back. 456 00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,981 So, if anybody has any information about this crime... 457 00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:17,900 I expect them to come and talk to me. 458 00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:20,061 Understood? 459 00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:23,420 You won't find me ungrateful. 460 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:28,261 Er, if I could just add, if anybody does know anything, 461 00:21:28,341 --> 00:21:29,621 .then come see us in confidence. 462 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,781 [music re-starts] [chatter resumes] 463 00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:34,420 All right, Patrick? 464 00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:38,021 I see we have both become grandfathers. 465 00:21:38,101 --> 00:21:39,180 Fuck off, you ugly bastard. 466 00:21:39,261 --> 00:21:40,541 We don't want you anywhere near her. 467 00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:42,420 Large vodka. 468 00:21:45,621 --> 00:21:47,021 I hear you were in the shop. 469 00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,940 Oh, no, I didn't see owt. He just... 470 00:21:51,021 --> 00:21:52,821 fucking hood, you know. 471 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,101 Totally covered his face. 472 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,581 Yeah, well, don't worry about it. 473 00:21:58,021 --> 00:22:00,420 This is the CCTV video from the shop. 474 00:22:01,141 --> 00:22:03,180 And if I find out from that... 475 00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:05,460 that you know more then you're letting on... 476 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,021 I'll wait till it comes out on DVD. 477 00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,101 -What was it? -A bracelet. 478 00:22:11,180 --> 00:22:12,141 A charm bracelet. 479 00:22:12,221 --> 00:22:16,341 It's not worth much, just a few quid, but my Patrick bought it for me 480 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,021 the first time he come out of prison... 481 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,861 just after we were married. 482 00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:25,741 Every time he did a spell inside, 483 00:22:25,821 --> 00:22:28,981 he'd buy me another charm to celebrate his release. 484 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,221 Our Mandy was taking it to the menders. 485 00:22:33,021 --> 00:22:35,221 And some little cocksucker's stolen it. 486 00:22:35,741 --> 00:22:36,621 Well, trust me. 487 00:22:37,301 --> 00:22:40,341 He'll curse the day he was born when my boys get hold of him. 488 00:23:00,141 --> 00:23:01,341 Is Mandy in? 489 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,180 -Ow. -There? 490 00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,101 So... staying again tonight, Sue? 491 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:18,621 Don't start, Debbie. 492 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:19,861 Just saying. 493 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,940 If she is... 494 00:23:22,381 --> 00:23:23,781 she has to put something into the kitty. 495 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:26,861 Ugh! What is it with you? I'm not living here. 496 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,741 [footsteps approaching] 497 00:23:29,821 --> 00:23:32,460 Take it easy with the fruit. It's for the kids. 498 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:35,261 Yeah. We'd all have scampi if it weren't for Ian. 499 00:23:35,341 --> 00:23:37,021 -[Debbie] Scurvy! -You all right? 500 00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:40,221 What's happened to you? 501 00:23:40,301 --> 00:23:42,221 I think it's the Maguires' way of saying, 502 00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:43,981 "Here's a cigar for the new dad." 503 00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,940 Aww, so we're not gonna get to see her, then? 504 00:23:46,021 --> 00:23:47,341 Put it this way. 505 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:49,341 I won't be holding me breath for a christening invite. 506 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:52,061 Maguires'd probably drown you in the font-Irish psychos! 507 00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:53,341 Oh, well. 508 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,541 There's only so many times they can headbutt you. 509 00:23:55,621 --> 00:23:56,861 Yeah, before they kill me. 510 00:23:59,061 --> 00:24:00,180 What's that? 511 00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:03,141 -[Ian] Got it today. -Let's have a look. 512 00:24:03,221 --> 00:24:04,061 Hang on. 513 00:24:04,621 --> 00:24:05,741 Where did you get that? 514 00:24:07,541 --> 00:24:09,501 In town. Found it, why? 515 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,301 This is mine. It was in my bag. 516 00:24:12,341 --> 00:24:14,301 -It can't be yours. -It's mine, I'm telling you. 517 00:24:14,381 --> 00:24:16,341 It was in my bag that got fucking robbed. 518 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:17,700 Where'd you get it? 519 00:24:19,101 --> 00:24:20,501 I-- I don't know. 520 00:24:20,581 --> 00:24:22,101 Look I told you, I found it. 521 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:25,981 Oh, fuck's sake. 522 00:24:36,781 --> 00:24:39,301 -Fuck off. -Where'd you get it? 523 00:24:39,381 --> 00:24:41,660 -It's none of your business. -Was it you who nicked it? 524 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,101 Course it wasn't me. 525 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,700 -I just got it, all right? -Who off? 526 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:46,981 -No one. -Who off, Ian? 527 00:24:47,061 --> 00:24:48,821 I need to find out who robbed the shop 528 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,700 so I can get back in with the Maguires. 529 00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,861 [sighs] Fucking hell. 530 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,981 Look, right. 531 00:24:57,541 --> 00:24:59,940 There's this place I've been to a couple of times with a mate. 532 00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:01,861 What place? 533 00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,341 -It's a cottage, OK? -Cottage? 534 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,581 What, like a little fucking house in the country? 535 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:06,981 No, a gay cottage. 536 00:25:08,021 --> 00:25:08,900 What? A lav? 537 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,981 It's just blowjobs and that. 538 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:12,460 You don't even see 'em half the time. 539 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,141 How come? Do it in the dark? 540 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:18,101 No. There's a hole in the cubicle wall, and you-- 541 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:19,101 Oh, Jeez. 542 00:25:19,741 --> 00:25:22,141 And people leave stuff. You know, in return. 543 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,741 And that's how you got the Walkman? 544 00:25:23,821 --> 00:25:25,581 Yeah. Some guy. I got lucky. 545 00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:26,900 -Who is he? -I dunno. 546 00:25:26,981 --> 00:25:28,700 -You must know his name-- -I don't know his name. 547 00:25:28,781 --> 00:25:30,900 -I didn't even see his face. -Oh, fuck. 548 00:25:33,141 --> 00:25:35,141 [sighs] Never gonna find him... 549 00:25:36,141 --> 00:25:37,821 and I'm never gonna get to see my daughter. 550 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,301 I said I didn't see his face. 551 00:25:42,061 --> 00:25:43,700 I didn't say I wouldn't recognize him. 552 00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:06,621 [sighs] 553 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,861 Oh, Kev, you bastard. 554 00:26:11,381 --> 00:26:12,861 You horrible bastard. 555 00:26:17,581 --> 00:26:19,981 How much did it fetch, then, me ring? A couple of hundred? 556 00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:22,741 Were you gonna go to the pawn shop, and buy it back, hope I wouldn't notice? 557 00:26:22,821 --> 00:26:24,021 Vee, Vee... Shh. 558 00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:29,061 I'm sorry. 559 00:26:30,301 --> 00:26:31,341 I was desperate. 560 00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:33,981 I wasn't thinking straight. 561 00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:35,581 This is our big chance. 562 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,660 I just really wanted to... [sighs] 563 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:41,541 [sighs deeply] 564 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,180 I'd never pawn your wedding ring, you know I wouldn't. 565 00:26:45,301 --> 00:26:48,180 -You thought about it, though. -Oh, for five minutes. 566 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,220 But I knew how devastated you'd be. 567 00:26:51,301 --> 00:26:53,420 You knew I'd rip your knackers off, more like. 568 00:26:55,861 --> 00:26:57,460 Fuck's sake, though. 569 00:26:58,261 --> 00:26:59,781 Twenty quid stake? 570 00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:01,940 What did Waggy offer you for the car? 571 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,541 Oh, he wasn't interested. 572 00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:07,141 He wasn't interested unless I gave him the name of the horse. 573 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:09,781 Leave it with me. 574 00:27:11,341 --> 00:27:13,501 But if you ever try anything like that again... 575 00:27:13,581 --> 00:27:14,981 I really will rip your knackers off. 576 00:28:15,341 --> 00:28:16,341 What the fuck! 577 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,541 -Right. -[man screams] 578 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:18,900 I wanna know where this came from. 579 00:28:18,981 --> 00:28:20,581 You left this in here the other day as a present. 580 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:22,301 It was you in the shop, wasn't it? 581 00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:24,381 -You did the shop over? -No, no. I didn't. 582 00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:26,900 -Ian! -[screams] What's he doing? 583 00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:29,261 -Tell us the truth. -I am. I am. 584 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,900 It's not mine, I bought it from a bloke in a shop, 585 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:34,141 my shop. I-- I fence goods. 586 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,541 Who was it? I want a name. 587 00:28:35,621 --> 00:28:37,381 I'm sorry. I have a rule. 588 00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,301 -No names. -[sarcastically] Oh. Well, now, 589 00:28:39,381 --> 00:28:40,900 my brother's on the other side of that wall, 590 00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:42,940 and he has a rule never to bite people's cock off. 591 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:45,061 -Ian! -[man screams] 592 00:28:45,781 --> 00:28:47,700 -Name! Now! Ian! -[continues screaming] 593 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:49,900 All right! All right. I'll tell you his name. 594 00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,660 Good boy. 595 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:54,541 [baby whining] 596 00:28:54,621 --> 00:28:56,581 -[Donny] Mum! -Hang on. 597 00:29:01,101 --> 00:29:03,220 Dope, coke or Es? 598 00:29:03,301 --> 00:29:05,141 [baby crying] 599 00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,940 What the fucking hell are you doing here? 600 00:29:08,021 --> 00:29:10,220 Mum! Language! Baby! 601 00:29:11,101 --> 00:29:13,301 You wanted a name for the robbery? 602 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:16,900 Just... 603 00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:18,861 half an hour with Mandy and the baby. 604 00:29:19,581 --> 00:29:21,301 He's at that address most days, apparently. 605 00:29:25,341 --> 00:29:26,541 Right, lads. 606 00:29:27,101 --> 00:29:28,061 Come on. 607 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:32,301 I wanted to do it by myself. 608 00:29:32,381 --> 00:29:34,101 Come on. Come on, don't be tight. Be a pal, eh? 609 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:36,621 -I know you've got a tip-- -Frank, look. 610 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:38,460 Forget it. Right? I've told you once. 611 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,940 -Look, no. Sorry. No. -It's not for me. 612 00:29:40,021 --> 00:29:41,420 It's not for me. Kev, It's not for me. 613 00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:42,700 -It's for Sheila. -For Sheila. 614 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,021 Yeah, for her birthday. I want to get her a pressie. 615 00:29:45,101 --> 00:29:46,781 Come on, you know she deserves it. 616 00:29:46,861 --> 00:29:48,220 [Jez] Kev. 617 00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:49,341 Barrel. 618 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:51,021 Jesus... 619 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:13,861 [mumbles] 620 00:30:23,021 --> 00:30:24,180 Zip it! 621 00:30:26,141 --> 00:30:28,501 [indistinct chatter] 622 00:30:28,581 --> 00:30:30,541 [baby cooing] 623 00:30:31,261 --> 00:30:32,821 [Mandy] Thinking of naming her after me mum. 624 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,821 Oh, no, please, for fuck's sake. 625 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:36,581 You can't call a little baby Mimi. 626 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:40,621 Not Mimi. That's her nickname. Katherine's her real name. 627 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,501 I thought... Katie. 628 00:30:44,420 --> 00:30:45,341 Katie? 629 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:48,141 That's all right, that is. 630 00:30:49,061 --> 00:30:50,261 Little Katie. 631 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:52,341 Here, before I forget. 632 00:30:56,301 --> 00:30:58,980 -What's this for? -Child support. 633 00:30:59,061 --> 00:31:01,301 And I can pay you that every month. 634 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,940 Forget it, Lip. I don't want it. My family'll give us 635 00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:05,061 -what we need. -I just wanna-- 636 00:31:05,141 --> 00:31:06,821 Look, l know what you're thinking. 637 00:31:07,621 --> 00:31:09,700 You're looking at this beautiful little thing 638 00:31:09,781 --> 00:31:11,220 and thinking you wanna get involved, 639 00:31:11,301 --> 00:31:12,660 you wanna play the daddy, 640 00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:14,700 just like every other lad on the estate. 641 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,220 But try finding any of them after a couple of months, 642 00:31:17,301 --> 00:31:18,541 when the novelty wears off. 643 00:31:18,621 --> 00:31:20,821 You'd need sodding Interpol, never mind the CSA. 644 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,021 -I'm not like that. -Take your money, Lip. 645 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:24,980 You need it more than we do. 646 00:31:25,741 --> 00:31:26,821 What's that supposed to mean? 647 00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:29,180 I hear you've been putting it about. 648 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,980 -Pulling posh girls. -Who's told you that? 649 00:31:32,621 --> 00:31:33,741 Never you mind. 650 00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:36,261 [sighs] I'm not seeing her. 651 00:31:37,141 --> 00:31:38,541 Just a one-night stand. 652 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:41,341 Yeah, well, hope you used protection. 653 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:45,180 I'm taking her back in. 654 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,021 It's getting a bit chilly. 655 00:31:49,101 --> 00:31:50,420 See you around. 656 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,460 [Donny] Right, out you come, bollocks. 657 00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:05,700 -Get him. -Come on, you. Hurry up. 658 00:32:05,781 --> 00:32:07,460 All right, nice and easy, guys. 659 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,061 In you go. 660 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:17,541 Come on, come on, come on. 661 00:32:18,501 --> 00:32:20,220 [slamming echoes] 662 00:32:21,821 --> 00:32:23,381 [Patrick] For the last time... 663 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,821 where's the fucking bracelet? 664 00:32:29,501 --> 00:32:31,021 We'll untie your hands 665 00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:33,021 when you tell us where the bracelet is. 666 00:32:34,301 --> 00:32:36,301 -[grunts] -Jesus Christ on a bike! 667 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:43,341 You're playing a very dangerous game, sonny. 668 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:45,261 [boy whimpers] 669 00:32:46,581 --> 00:32:48,341 [panting] All right, Donny, 670 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:50,660 I've had enough of this dozy cunt. Wire him up. 671 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:55,900 [boy whimpers] 672 00:32:57,021 --> 00:32:57,980 Where's the bracelet? 673 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,301 [boy grunts] 674 00:33:03,101 --> 00:33:04,740 Where's the fucking bracelet? 675 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:08,180 This'll loosen your tongue. 676 00:33:10,861 --> 00:33:13,180 -Last chance. -[grunts] 677 00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,861 -[grunts] -[electricity crackles] 678 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:19,261 -[electricity crackling] 679 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,781 [man screams] You could have some bugger's eye out with that! 680 00:33:24,861 --> 00:33:27,141 [all cheer] 681 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:29,061 -[electricity crackles] -[Frank] Ian, come on. 682 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,621 -Ian, it's a dead cert. -You're joking, aren't you? 683 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,220 You ain't getting no money off me. 684 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:35,420 Debbie, have you got owt you can lend us? 685 00:33:35,501 --> 00:33:36,821 It's for Sheila's present. 686 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:38,541 Now, I've got me giro coming next Tuesday. 687 00:33:38,621 --> 00:33:40,900 -You'll get it back. I swear. -I'll look. 688 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,501 Debbie! 689 00:33:42,581 --> 00:33:44,301 -Don't give it to him. -What's the matter with you? 690 00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:45,460 You! 691 00:33:45,541 --> 00:33:46,900 -What are you playing at? -What? 692 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:49,861 [Lip] Hey? Look at you, blagging money off your kids. 693 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,301 You should be buying her things, 694 00:33:51,381 --> 00:33:53,341 -dolls and shit. -It's only till Tuesday. 695 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,180 -You should be loving her. -I do love her! 696 00:33:55,261 --> 00:33:56,541 You should be protecting her. 697 00:33:56,621 --> 00:33:58,101 What does she need protecting from? 698 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,061 This, Pop! 699 00:34:00,141 --> 00:34:03,381 This house! This life! This shit family! 700 00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,861 Why don't you fuck off out? 701 00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:08,541 Go on, get out! 702 00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,220 Where? 703 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:12,660 I don't know. Just out. Go play with your mates. 704 00:34:14,061 --> 00:34:16,461 Stop acting like some 40-year-old woman. 705 00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:18,660 Go and play knock-and-run or skipping 706 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:20,660 -or whatever it is you do. -Lip, leave it-- 707 00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:22,700 No! Bollocks! 708 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,061 She should be out playing. 709 00:34:24,141 --> 00:34:25,740 It's half-ten. It's too late to be playing out. 710 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,180 Yeah. [chuckles softly] 711 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,581 It's too late for you. 712 00:34:32,101 --> 00:34:34,461 She's 13 years old... 713 00:34:35,021 --> 00:34:36,421 and her life's over. 714 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:44,740 Well done, you twat. 715 00:34:46,141 --> 00:34:48,101 Debbie! Debbie! 716 00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:51,021 I do love her. 717 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:55,260 I were, I was gonna get her a present with the winnings. 718 00:34:57,701 --> 00:34:59,181 [scoffs] 719 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,221 [Debbie sobbing] 720 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,501 [sighs] I'm sorry, Deb. 721 00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:23,021 Mandy won't let me help out with the baby. 722 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,221 And I'm sorry. 723 00:35:26,780 --> 00:35:28,741 I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 724 00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,021 [Debbie sniffles] 725 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:35,981 It's all right. 726 00:35:38,061 --> 00:35:39,101 It's a shame. 727 00:35:39,701 --> 00:35:42,141 You-- you'd make a great dad. [sobs] 728 00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:44,661 -Oh, yeah, with all his prospects. -Shut it, you. 729 00:35:45,421 --> 00:35:47,221 Well, she's not too far away. 730 00:35:48,461 --> 00:35:49,780 You'll be able to see her. 731 00:35:50,661 --> 00:35:53,021 I just wanted to do stuff for her. 732 00:35:54,741 --> 00:35:55,941 Buy her stuff. 733 00:35:58,381 --> 00:36:00,101 Get her a pony. 734 00:36:00,181 --> 00:36:02,501 [chuckles, sniffles] Why? 735 00:36:02,581 --> 00:36:04,501 [chuckles] You know... 736 00:36:05,340 --> 00:36:06,860 -to ride. -[chuckles] 737 00:36:06,941 --> 00:36:08,941 -She's a Maguire. -[Debbie sniffles] 738 00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:11,381 If she ever has a horse, it'll be pulling a rag-and-bone cart. 739 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,261 -[chuckles] -[Debbie] Don't be horrible. 740 00:36:14,461 --> 00:36:15,741 Anyway... 741 00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:17,981 she's not all theirs. 742 00:36:18,061 --> 00:36:21,101 She's half Maguire and half Gallagher. 743 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:27,181 [in Patrick's voice] What the fuck are you looking at? 744 00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:30,661 [chuckles] Not sure which is worse. 745 00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:34,541 Don't worry. You'll get to see her. 746 00:36:36,141 --> 00:36:38,141 -You reckon? -[Debbie] Yeah... 747 00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:40,780 but not if you sit here moping around. 748 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,421 [exhales sharply] You've gotta do something. 749 00:36:44,741 --> 00:36:45,860 Come here. 750 00:36:47,101 --> 00:36:48,661 [Lip exhales sharply] 751 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:53,340 [Sue moaning] 752 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:58,541 [muffled moaning] 753 00:36:59,421 --> 00:37:01,101 -[knock on door] -Oh, fuck! 754 00:37:02,061 --> 00:37:03,421 You'll have to climb out the window. 755 00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:05,300 -[muffled] I can't. -Get in the wardrobe, then. 756 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:08,061 -[Sue grunts] -Wait a minute. I'm coming. 757 00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:13,701 Even when you say you're going home, you sneak back in. 758 00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:14,780 What is your problem? 759 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:16,141 We have to be honest in this house. 760 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:19,221 Look, if it's just about the money, I will give you money. 761 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,541 So, are you living here or not? 762 00:37:23,061 --> 00:37:24,221 -Yeah. -[scoffs] 763 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:25,461 Yeah, all right. I'm living here. 764 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,941 -That's £20 a week. -Fine. 765 00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:31,141 [Debbie] Carl! 766 00:37:31,221 --> 00:37:32,661 -[door shuts] -[exhales sharply] 767 00:37:34,701 --> 00:37:36,621 [panting] 768 00:37:36,701 --> 00:37:38,340 [scoffs] Finish us off! 769 00:37:41,941 --> 00:37:43,621 [exhales deeply] 770 00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:16,541 Fucking hell. 771 00:38:18,221 --> 00:38:20,541 [exhales sharply] 772 00:38:47,021 --> 00:38:48,581 -They're not in. -Look, she's my daughter. 773 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,141 I've got a right to see her. 774 00:38:50,221 --> 00:38:52,501 -They've all gone off. -Gone off where? 775 00:38:53,221 --> 00:38:55,701 Look. That dickhead you grassed up 776 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:58,141 wouldn't tell us a fucking word. 777 00:38:58,221 --> 00:39:00,581 So, Pat and my boys are giving him the car-park treatment. 778 00:39:00,661 --> 00:39:01,780 What's that? 779 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:04,741 Hang him off the top of the multi-storey till he speaks. 780 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,820 -What, and they've taken the baby? -Never too early to initiate a Maguire 781 00:39:08,901 --> 00:39:10,021 into the ways of the clan. 782 00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:27,941 [indistinct chatter over TV] 783 00:39:33,741 --> 00:39:35,300 You got a bet on, Frank? 784 00:39:36,061 --> 00:39:37,701 Nah, not as such, no. 785 00:39:37,780 --> 00:39:39,181 What's the betting slip for, then? 786 00:39:40,541 --> 00:39:42,820 You what? Oh, yeah, a bet? [mumbles] 787 00:39:42,901 --> 00:39:44,541 Yeah, er, well, you know, 788 00:39:44,621 --> 00:39:46,780 I have a little dabble now and again, as you know. 789 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:49,221 -You've got to, haven't you? -Is it this race? 790 00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:53,221 Erm... Redcar, 3:10, yeah. 791 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,421 Which horse? 792 00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:57,101 -I forget the name. -Which horse? 793 00:39:57,181 --> 00:39:58,780 Rat Pack. 794 00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:01,141 You thieving wanker. 795 00:40:01,221 --> 00:40:03,340 I needed the cash, Kev, for Sheila's present. 796 00:40:03,421 --> 00:40:05,461 Come on, she's starving us out! I had no choice! 797 00:40:05,541 --> 00:40:07,621 -How much have you got on it? -[Frank] Sixty quid. 798 00:40:07,701 --> 00:40:09,780 Six-- sixty quid? Where have you got 60 quid from? 799 00:40:10,701 --> 00:40:11,780 I sold the car for 300 quid. 800 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:14,021 You should see the queue at the bookie's, though. 801 00:40:14,101 --> 00:40:15,541 -Odds have gone right down. -What to? 802 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:18,741 -Evens. -[Kev] Evens? 803 00:40:20,101 --> 00:40:21,181 How the-- 804 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:22,860 [man] Come on, Rat Pack. 805 00:40:22,941 --> 00:40:25,661 -Where've you got 60 quid from? -Nowhere. 806 00:40:25,741 --> 00:40:28,261 Frank! It was nine to one, it's now evens. 807 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,621 What the bloody hell's happened? 808 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:34,141 I passed the tip on to one or two for, you know, 809 00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:36,300 -for a small consideration. -Who'd you tell? 810 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:39,181 Billy Joyner. 811 00:40:39,901 --> 00:40:41,421 And Eddie Norton. 812 00:40:42,461 --> 00:40:44,101 -Micky Hills. -Micky Hills? 813 00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,501 Micky Hills' brother is a sodding bookie! 814 00:40:47,581 --> 00:40:49,141 He's not gonna say owt! 815 00:40:49,221 --> 00:40:50,941 -He promised me! -[man] Come on, Rat Pack! 816 00:40:52,181 --> 00:40:53,621 [indistinct shouting] 817 00:40:53,701 --> 00:40:56,501 Bloody hell, Frank. No wonder it's evens! 818 00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:58,581 Half of bleedin' Manchester's put a bet on now! 819 00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:02,021 -[shouting continues] -[man] Go, Rat Pack, go! 820 00:41:02,101 --> 00:41:03,941 [commentator] Rat Pack charging down the nearside. 821 00:41:04,021 --> 00:41:05,541 Rat Pack is beginning to get up. 822 00:41:06,061 --> 00:41:07,300 It's Rat Pack from Hester Bridge! 823 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,141 Rat Pack wins by about a length. 824 00:41:09,221 --> 00:41:10,101 [cheering] 825 00:41:10,181 --> 00:41:11,141 [man] Cheers! 826 00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:13,701 -Frank, nice one, mate! -[commentary continues on TV] 827 00:41:18,021 --> 00:41:18,860 We won, then. 828 00:41:19,621 --> 00:41:21,701 Oh, it's great that, innit, for you and everyone else in here. 829 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,181 You've all doubled your money. 830 00:41:23,261 --> 00:41:25,461 We'd have won three grand if you hadn't have fucked the odds. 831 00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:27,061 [Veronica] I have just spent 20 minutes 832 00:41:27,141 --> 00:41:29,101 with Waggy staring at me tits for fuck all! 833 00:41:29,941 --> 00:41:31,261 Nice one, Frank. 834 00:41:33,701 --> 00:41:35,461 [Patrick] Right, last time. 835 00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:36,981 Where is the bracelet? 836 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,541 [baby whines] 837 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:39,860 Hmm? 838 00:41:39,941 --> 00:41:41,101 -Come on! -[Lip] Stop! 839 00:41:41,181 --> 00:41:42,661 -[baby crying] -[Lip panting] 840 00:41:43,261 --> 00:41:44,501 Wait! 841 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:47,141 What the hell you got there, Gallagher? 842 00:41:47,221 --> 00:41:49,221 -It's for my daughter. -Very sweet, I'm sure. 843 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:52,141 Seeing as you're here, give us a hand dropping this goon off the edge. 844 00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:53,661 What? 845 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,621 Geez, he's at it again. 846 00:41:55,701 --> 00:41:58,501 Thinks its funny playing Give Us A Fucking Clue. 847 00:41:58,581 --> 00:41:59,780 Well, here's one for you. 848 00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:02,661 It's a film. Six words. The Man Who Fell to Earth. 849 00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:04,661 It's sign language. 850 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,780 -I beg your pardon? -He's fucking deaf, isn't he? 851 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:09,501 Any idiot can tell you that. 852 00:42:10,461 --> 00:42:11,661 That explains not screaming 853 00:42:11,741 --> 00:42:14,141 with 12,000 volts running through your bollocks. 854 00:42:14,221 --> 00:42:15,661 Still deserves a pasting. 855 00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:18,941 Jesus, Maguire! My daughter's being brought up in your house, 856 00:42:19,021 --> 00:42:22,261 and you're too thick to realize you're torturing a fucking mute. 857 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:24,101 Watch what you're fucking saying. 858 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:28,261 [Lip] Where's the bracelet? 859 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,581 Where is it? 860 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,141 -Look, see? -Well, what's he saying? 861 00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:35,661 I don't know. 862 00:42:35,741 --> 00:42:37,061 Who's got a pen? 863 00:42:37,661 --> 00:42:39,181 Hang on, spray can. 864 00:42:39,261 --> 00:42:40,501 [Patrick] Good idea. Get it out. 865 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:43,300 This better be fucking good! 866 00:42:50,741 --> 00:42:52,181 [spray can hissing] 867 00:43:21,261 --> 00:43:22,820 -Fuck! -[thud] 868 00:43:24,581 --> 00:43:27,541 No one talks to my family like that. 869 00:43:28,820 --> 00:43:30,300 Not even a fucking mute. 870 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:37,900 He's still alive! 871 00:43:39,141 --> 00:43:40,181 [Patrick] What's he saying? 872 00:43:41,981 --> 00:43:42,941 [Donny] I don't know. 873 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:44,541 He's probably thanking his lucky stars. 874 00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:47,541 Right. Come on, lads, time for a pint. 875 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,421 Pint of dog, Kev, and a whisky chaser, 876 00:43:59,501 --> 00:44:01,021 and one for yourself. Veronica? Drink? 877 00:44:01,101 --> 00:44:03,300 -What're you gonna do with that? -What am I gonna do? 878 00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:05,780 I'm gonna have a big fucking party! 879 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:07,380 Oh, that's a bit tight, innit, Frank? 880 00:44:07,461 --> 00:44:08,981 Whatever happened to share and share alike? 881 00:44:09,061 --> 00:44:10,780 Well, that's what I'm doin', innit? 882 00:44:11,421 --> 00:44:12,701 Yeah, I mean, but... 883 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,380 -what about your kids? -Kids. 884 00:44:14,461 --> 00:44:16,141 You're gonna give the kids some money, aren't ya? 885 00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:17,981 -Well... -Well, you know, Debbie, 886 00:44:18,061 --> 00:44:20,340 she can always do with a bit of help with your housekeeping. 887 00:44:20,421 --> 00:44:22,981 And Ian, he can't earn much glass collecting here, can he? 888 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:26,221 Ian and Carl and Lip are always needing new clothes. 889 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,981 Jesus wept. Thank fuck I didn't have any more. 890 00:44:28,061 --> 00:44:29,141 -[snaps] Liam. 891 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,900 Then there's the twins. Oh, that'll be two. 892 00:44:31,981 --> 00:44:34,221 -Oh, and that... -What's that for? 893 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:37,941 That's for me. Hot tips cost money, Francis. 894 00:44:39,661 --> 00:44:41,780 -Fucking hell. -There's 40 quid there. 895 00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:44,780 You'll be able to get Sheila something really nice 896 00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:45,981 with that, won't ya? 897 00:44:47,181 --> 00:44:48,541 [chuckles] 898 00:44:51,501 --> 00:44:53,061 I'm sorry, love. 899 00:44:53,141 --> 00:44:54,860 I'm afraid that little deaf cunt got away. 900 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,101 So I only hope this will go 901 00:44:57,181 --> 00:44:59,101 some way to making up for your loss. 902 00:45:02,780 --> 00:45:04,860 [gasps] Patrick! 903 00:45:07,981 --> 00:45:10,820 Oh, I'm fucking made up! 904 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:12,741 -Nice, isn't it? -Oh. 905 00:45:13,741 --> 00:45:14,981 Oh! 906 00:45:19,701 --> 00:45:22,221 [both giggling] 907 00:45:29,501 --> 00:45:31,421 [Patrick] Oh, my God! 908 00:45:31,501 --> 00:45:32,741 Frank! 909 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:35,701 Oh. 910 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:37,181 Just a minu-- 911 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,900 What's that? 912 00:45:46,421 --> 00:45:48,501 It's a lickle gift. 913 00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:49,581 Is it for me? 914 00:45:49,661 --> 00:45:51,621 -[Frank] For you. -[Sheila] Oh. 915 00:45:51,701 --> 00:45:52,780 Oh! 916 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:55,021 -Happy birthday. -Oh, Frank. 917 00:45:55,661 --> 00:45:58,541 You're such a lovely man. [laughs] 918 00:45:58,621 --> 00:46:00,261 [Sheila] Thank you. 919 00:46:00,941 --> 00:46:03,021 Come on. Let's get you home. 920 00:46:03,101 --> 00:46:05,941 I'm gonna cook you a nice Nigel or a Delia. 921 00:46:06,021 --> 00:46:07,021 [Sheila laughs] 922 00:46:08,741 --> 00:46:11,340 Won't be needing that, then. You can clear your tab. 923 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:12,820 Come on. 924 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,141 [Sheila] Come on. 925 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:18,541 Oh, Frank, I love you. 926 00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:20,181 I love you so much. 927 00:46:23,101 --> 00:46:24,340 -[baby crying] -[boy] Got ya. 928 00:46:25,661 --> 00:46:27,380 Must've dropped it in the teddy's pocket. 929 00:46:29,941 --> 00:46:31,181 Listen. 930 00:46:31,261 --> 00:46:32,741 I thought you were really great yesterday, 931 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:34,141 what you said to me dad. 932 00:46:34,221 --> 00:46:36,541 You know, no one ever stands up to him. 933 00:46:36,621 --> 00:46:37,741 So... 934 00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,141 if you want to come round... 935 00:46:40,021 --> 00:46:43,101 see Katie, well, that's OK. 936 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:47,421 Cheers, Mandy. Thanks. 937 00:46:49,101 --> 00:46:51,421 Can I pick her up? I've not picked her up yet. 938 00:46:52,261 --> 00:46:56,780 -Go on. Don't fucking drop her. -Language! Baby. [chuckles] 939 00:46:58,541 --> 00:46:59,860 Shh! 940 00:46:59,941 --> 00:47:02,701 [Lip] Boy meets girl. Girl's dad kidnaps deaf mute. 941 00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:05,581 Boy gets to hold baby. It's the age-old story. 942 00:47:06,141 --> 00:47:08,900 Thing is, when you look at your own child, you think 943 00:47:08,981 --> 00:47:12,340 there's no other bloke in the entire fucking universe 944 00:47:12,421 --> 00:47:15,221 cares as much about this creature as I do, 945 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:16,981 and that's gotta mean somethin'. 946 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:23,181 I'd like to report someone for benefit fraud. 947 00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:25,380 Apparently, they're looking into everyone 'round here 948 00:47:25,461 --> 00:47:26,941 -who's claiming. -Well, I'm fucked, then. 949 00:47:27,021 --> 00:47:29,261 [Jez] You and half the fucking estate. 950 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,181 Parasites. 951 00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:32,860 I told Emily you'd be her brother. They've got a visit 'round theirs, yeah? 952 00:47:32,941 --> 00:47:34,780 -Are they paying? -Fuck off, she's me girlfriend. 953 00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,501 I've texted Lip three times this afternoon. 954 00:47:36,581 --> 00:47:37,701 Where the fuck is he? 955 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,860 Ta-da! Brendan Tyler lives. 956 00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:42,741 Doesn't feel right to me, though, cracking on you're married. 957 00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,501 -You bastard! -Fuck's this, an ambush? 958 00:47:44,581 --> 00:47:46,061 I saw you with that skank, Mandy Maguire. 959 00:47:46,141 --> 00:47:48,300 I can't believe you'd land me in the shit like that. 960 00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,501 It's got nowt to do with you. 961 00:47:49,581 --> 00:47:52,900 Cos I'm nothing, I suppose. Just your bit on the side. 962 00:47:52,981 --> 00:47:54,021 [screams] 963 00:47:54,101 --> 00:47:56,340 He's never asked me, you know, Tony. 964 00:47:56,421 --> 00:47:58,741 That should be me there. That should be me. 965 00:47:58,820 --> 00:47:59,701 Ahh! Sheila! 966 00:48:42,061 --> 00:48:44,261 Seven hundred? We only won five. 967 00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,421 Sorry, mate, I'm trying to run a business here. 968 00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:50,061 But the last time you sold us, Waggy, it was six hundred. 969 00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:53,461 Nothing I can do about it. Inflation.